i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize
