you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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