Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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