Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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