I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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