doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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