We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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