it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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