Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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