He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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