how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
