it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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