if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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