I hope mine doesn't look like that
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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