ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
