I should be sponsored by Trojan
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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