We named our party play list daddy issues
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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