oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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