she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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