return my video game
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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