It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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