walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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