was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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