You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
im on a boat
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