Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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