i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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