I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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