its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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