goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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