sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Fuck appropriateness.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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