My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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