my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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