I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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