hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
