Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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