The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
True strength comes from lack of pants
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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