Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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