Kiss
Puke
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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