Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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