They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
