i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
In the future we'll all be gay
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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