I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize