I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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