i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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