Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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