i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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