Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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