there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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