Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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