I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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