yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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