i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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