If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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