I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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