Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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