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  Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?

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  No idea. And yes be here at 4

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• Not to take away from the awesomeness of the text, but Phys, that shit's in poor taste.

  Submitted by papichulokulo on Jul 21, 12 at 7:14pm

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• Sounds like a successful bachelor party

  Submitted by Authiel on Jul 21, 12 at 4:43pm

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• I agree. That wasn't even a funny enough joke to be worth the distastefulness of it. I also agree that this text is great.

  Submitted by sunshine1114 on Jul 21, 12 at 9:10pm

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• Don't listen to them phys! They're just mad they didn't get the first "shot" at that reference

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 21, 12 at 11:35pm

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• Period blood. I hope you're not the bride.

  Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jul 26, 12 at 5:02pm

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• You went to see the Dark Night Rises in 3D and it was too realistic? Feel free to come if you don’t ruin the ending to the movie!

  Submitted by Phys on Jul 21, 12 at 5:15pm

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  • The fuck is wrong with you? you sick fuck...

    Submitted by kermie2000 on Jul 21, 12 at 11:04pm

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  • too soon guy... too soon!

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 21, 12 at 11:31pm

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  • Fuckem Phys, that was awesome.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 22, 12 at 2:27am

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  • thats nothing to joke about you fuckin cunt.

    Submitted by amanduh14 on Jul 22, 12 at 10:57am

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