you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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