What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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