I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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