you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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