Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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